how to really quit smoking
Nils did a blog post on how to quit smoking. I read it. And just as no one ever really thinks about Norway much, I didn’t think about Nils’ blog entry much.
I know the way to quit smoking. And I’m going to detail it for you.
You start by running to the grocery store and finding some snacks, something healthy like broccoli. You bring the broccoli home and, as you’re spending your evening relaxing with a stalk of broccoli in your hand (which is, of course, how we all spend our time relaxing), you may find you have a craving for a cigarette. This is where the technique comes into play, and I think it’s best detailed with a series of photos:
Relaxing with your broccoli. But, what ho! A craving creeps up.
You examine the snack in your hand.
You smoke the broccoli. Inhale that full-bodied veggie flavor. Welcome to Flavor Country.
Exhale with interest your broccoli smoke.
Rather satisfied, you gaze sternly yet approvingly at your broccoli and wonder if they sell broccoli stalks in giant packs of twenty.